belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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