Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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