I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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