Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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