We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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