dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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