i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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