I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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