is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We are two peas in an std pod
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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