sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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