So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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