I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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