your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
