Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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