Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I've blown a few things in my day
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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