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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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