seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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