I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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