The maid of honor just puked.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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