I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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