You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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