Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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