Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
love makes seman taste better
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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