the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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