We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
