I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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