they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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