Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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