READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Randomize
