She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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