Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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