his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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