Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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