1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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