guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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