I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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