marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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