Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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