so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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