Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
