My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
