her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.