i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.