if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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