I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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