dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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