We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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