Nicole vs. Life
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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