you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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