put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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