is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I look better un-naked...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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