No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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