if you like me you must not know who I am
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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