Your mouth is God's brothel.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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