a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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