you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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